Strange as it may seem, they give ball players nowadays very peculiar names.

Funny names?

Nicknames, nicknames. Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--

That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.

I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third--